BREAKING NEWS : DENTALORG TIMES
By Reporter – Dr Sunny Chourse (Raju Guide)
FED UP OF MAKING DEEP AND WIDE CAVITIES,
STUDENTS DECIDE TO USE THEM FOR SWIMMING
The Preclinical Work In The Scorching Heat
Pre-clinical work has always haunted students since ages and students ever inspired by Kingfisher have decided to make it large. Come whatever!!
It was an usual scorching, boiled up summer afternoon at Molarpur Dental College.
Students sitting in the pre-clinical conservative lab next to the dead typho-loaded dummy were themselves feeling almost dead and sweating like open water taps.
” Its So Bloody Hot … Phew !!! “
Out of nowhere Dantdas, frustrated, got up, stood over the table and shouted
“Atta Majhi Satakli”
and jumped into the cavity he prepared !!!!!!!
A huge splash of water almost drowned everyone. Somehow Dantdas was rescued, resuscitated and later rusticated from the college.
The event has created a flutter amongst dental fraternity.
But What Made ” Dantdas ” jump in to the cavity ?????
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He was Always Teased on the Big Size Cavity He Made in Pre Clinical Class
Dantdas best friend, Hatchet Kapoor has decided to make the most of it.
He says, “Dantdas was a very bright student. His followers in Facebook and Twitter were large and wide like his cavity preparations.
But over the past few days he was traumatized by hearing repetitive tantrums and cliché stuffs from the staff.
He was constantly haunted and horrified by phrases like, ‘your cavity is so deep’, ‘do you want to swim in it’, ‘why don’t you jump into the cavity’.
Do you see the size of this cavity ??? It’s like bay of Bengal !!!
His drastic step actually reflects what his teachers wanted him to do since so many days”.
See What The All India Cavity Digger
Association Has To Say ???
In the context of the ongoing events, the Student Cavity Diggers Association of India has decided to spend the summers by swimming in their own typhos in which they have prepared the cavity.
They say it’s better, convenient as all the batch can rejoice together in the cavity and save a lot of money which they used to waste by going to clubs or resorts & swimming pools. The response is strange but it makes sense. Money matters !!!
Yes … Now We Can Save Money … Bigger Cavities !!!
What Did The Head Of Department Said About It ????
Response From The Head Of Department
Head of Department Mr Reamer Kumar
Meanwhile, Head of Department Mr Reamer Kumar offered this explanation, “You see, kids these days don’t know the B, C, D…..oopps sorry…A, B, C, D of dentistry.
With the sizes of cavity they make I think Government of India should confiscate their cavity preparation and auction them to real estate dealers, FCI godowns, ISRO or create a separate state out of it.
Poor G.V. Black said ‘extension for prevention’ but these kids are like ‘extension for destruction and devastation’”.
We could Feel The Feelings of Student Listening to THIS !!!
MY TOOTH – MY CHOICE
As a reporter we had to investigate more. So we set out in the Molar-Pur college to catch reactions of students.
While chatting with a group of first year pre-clinical students in the cycle stand who immediately threw the cigarettes on seeing us had to say, “Well they keep talking about don’t go deep you will reach the pulp. I mean are we talking about oranges or grapes here??”
When we asked Ms Pulp Padukone about the reason behind making large and wide cavities she had to say :
“ My typho – My Choice… My tooth – My Choice… My patient – My Choice.”
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The Conclusion of the Story
#GOD SAVE DENTISTRY
Omkara Tyagi, son of famous construction and building engineer from Meerut who is zabardasti sent to fetch ‘Doctor’ before his name was asked the same question.
Meet Mr. Omkaar Tyagi
Within no time he laughed loudly and had to say this, “You listen to me first, if I had to hear the same creepy words like walls, floor, angle, cement, slab, base then why I would have joined dentistry dammit??
The ‘Outline’ of my life is devastated. The ‘Resistance’ of my ‘Retention’ here is whacked down. ‘Grooves’, ‘Pins’, ‘Skirts’ are all missing and my ‘Form’ has become pretty In –‘Convenient’ and I can Just Laugh.
Meanwhile Sturdevant, Black and Fauchard have created a hashtag in Twitter #GodSaveDentistry!!
With this breaking news Raju Reporter Rushed to DentalOrg head Office to Report This Breaking News
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