BEST DENTIST JOKES
A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office.
The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
“Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.”
“OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It’s Rs 500
Patient: Rs 500 !!!!! for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Boss Asks Miss Smith – “I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist ? “
Miss Smith Says – That’s right, Sir.
Boss – So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?
That was my dentist.
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth.
The dentist answered
“I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
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