BEST 5 DENTAL JOKES IN THE WORLD
The Best 5 Dental Jokes in The World ! :D
No.3 Best Dental Joke
“I hate Dentists”
A particularly voluptuous lady entered the dentists surgery in an obvious state of agitation. The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist began sterilising all the required equipment. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed.
So he tried to calm her down again even though he was losing patience.
Almost immediately the lady threw a hysterical fit, then realising that the dentist had begun glaring at her, she said, “Oh doctor, I’m so nervous. I hate dentists. I think I’d rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled.”
Replied the dentist ” Well Miss, better make up your mind fast so that I can accordingly adjust the chair.”
No.2 Dental Joke
“The Dentures”
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A rather forgetful dentist was invited to speak at a hotel banquet about, of all things, dental hygiene. When he arrived at the banquet, he seated himself at the head table only to suddenly realize that he had forgotten to put on his false teeth. He was in a state of panic as it just won’t do to have a speaker with no teeth talk about dental hygiene. And besides, most people don’t understand him too well without his teeth.
He managed to explain the situation to the man seated next to him, and was about to leave for home to get his teeth, when the man smiled and said, “No problem, I just happen to have a spare. Try these on,” and the man passed the speaker a pair of dentures.
The speaker couldn’t believe his luck. He tried on the dentures but they didn’t fit well. “They’re too loose,” he said.
“No worries,” the man said. He reached into another pocket and produced another pair of dentures. “Try these.”
The speaker had no idea why the man would be carrying 2 sets of dentures with him but he wasn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouth. He tried on the second pair but they were too tight.
“Okay, I have got one last pair,” the man said. And he produced a third set of dentures from his briefcase.
And they were a perfect fit. The rest of the evening went without a hitch, with the speaker giving a flawless speech and rounding it off with a great dinner.
At the end of the evening, the speaker thanked the man and since they were in the same profession, asked for his name card.
“Oh, you’re mistaken,” said the man. “I’m not a dentist. I’m the local undertaker.”
